Commit d611e990 authored by Jyrki's avatar Jyrki 🐾

How much do YOU think this advanced copy pasta is worth?

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title: 'Steve Ballmer advertises Windows 1.0'
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How much do you think this advanced operating environment is worth?
Wait just one minute before you answer! Watch Windows integrate Lotus 123 with
Miami Vice!
Now we can take this Ferrari and paste it right into Windows Write.
Now how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth? Don't answer. Wait until
you see Windows Write and Windows Paint and you'll listen to what else you got
at no extra charge. The MS-DOS executive, an appointment calendar, a cardfile,
a notepad, a clock, a control panel, a terminal printsboard ram driver, and, can
you believe it? Reversi!
That's right, all these features and Reversi all for just...
How much did you guess? 500? A 1000? Even more?
No, it's just 99 dollars!
That's right!
It's 99 dollars, it's an incredible value but it's true! It's Windows from
Microsoft! Order today!
P.O. Box 286-DOS
Redmond, Wash.
(206) 882-8448
Except in Nebraska...
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